ultraviolette

Once upon a time, the green unicorn pranced up to the barbershop below my house and exclaimed, “Have I got a hankerin’ for chinese food”! So with a fat wad in my pocket I hopped on and directed him half a block east to the location of the desired eats. It was there that I found a note, written in magenta crayon; “you will come to Iowa City without your armor on”. I took the legs off my unicorn and replaced them with wheels and off I was, to Iowa City, USA. Unicorn broke down half way there (eventually getting towed) but alas, it all made sense, I needed to meet Ultraviolette to enable a greater happiness potential, as well as manipulate her for her pyramid building skills. Ultraviolette was too pretty to look at, so a paper bag was necessary. A pumpkin at Halloween time. A stocking at Christmas time. We will continue on with our blasphemy and trigonometry as well sail into the sunset.